I seem much better at unintentional training than intentional training. Dixie and I are definitely lagging behind the others in our basic obedience class, and I’m certain that’s my doing – not Dixie’s.
Dixie enjoys her purchased dog food and treats. However, I like the option of some more “natural” foods and would love some lower-calorie options than the spreadable cheese and peanut butter I’ve used in her Kong. Here’s a list of fruits/vegetables given to Dixie to try:
I’ve little experience with dogs. I’ve never had a dog of my own. I have friends with dogs, and have had family with dogs, and even briefly had a roommate with two dogs. But I consider myself pretty ignorant when it comes to dogs.
My infatuation with pomegranates continues. Today I was ready to prepare another. Apparently, this is what happens when pomegranate goes “bad”. It looks like a rabbit with a serious digestive problem left gooey bunny turds inside my pomegranate.
Unfortunately, my ability to understand my cleaning lady has no relation to the importance of the information she is trying to convey. For example, I struggled to understand that I could reschedule my cleaning or that I forgot to leave her a check once. However, I understood perfectly that her mother is coming from Poland to visit and it will be the first time she’s seen her in ten years.
She gave me a lovely box of chocolates and a card.
I am going to guess this says something wishing me a happy holiday and new year… or something along those lines. I have no idea.
Last year I got a similar card. I took it to work. I asked a Polish coworker about it. The conversation went something like:
Me: Can you read this? Do you understand what it says?
Coworker (examines card carefully): Yes
Me: Um… can you read it TO ME?
Coworker: Blah-blah-blah in Polish
Me: Um… okay. Can you translate it for me? I mean, can you tell me what it says in English?
Coworker (thinks): Blah-blah birthday of baby Jesus… happiness in year ahead….
Me: Great! Thank you! I basically just wanted to know if it said “I hate you, I hate cleaning for you, you are an evil witch and I hope you rot.”
Coworker: Um… no… it does not say that.
Coworker does not appreciate my twisted sense of humor. That’s okay, many people don’t. I understand this.
Last time I went to Trader Joe’s, I decided to try a few new things from the produce aisle, including a pomegranate. I’ve had pomegranate before – pomegranate-flavored Greek yogurt, pomegranante and blueberry breakfast cereal, even pomegranate in a salad. However, I’ve never actually purchased and prepared a pomegranate. A friend had posted this YouTube video on Facebook recently, which made it seem possible for even someone as clumsy as me to prepare one.
So, I gave it a go: