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August 3, 2011 by Lynette

I crochet a LOT. I crochet on the train to and from work, in the evenings, and on the weekends. I’ve gotten pretty good at making garments, accessories, and blankets. What I cannot do is crochet little softie toys.

I have friends that ONLY crochet little softies (or amigurimi). They express their fear of making clothing that wouldn’t fit. Meanwhile, I admire their little toys and lifelike replicas of everything from potted plants to action figures.

Occasionally, I forget that I’m incapable of making toys, and volunteer to make one. For some reason, that’s happened a lot lately.

First, a fellow “yarn swapper” on Ravelry.com asked for a toy penguin. I jumped on it. Sure! She’s super nice, I’ll make her a penguin! My penguin was made of failure. It was a black blob with a white patch on  front and an odd orange protrusion near the top (that was supposed to be a beak).

Penguin... kind of

Another woman on Ravelry.com was looking for testers for her toy alpaca pattern. Oh my gosh! That alpaca was so cute! Two problems:
1) I cannot make toys.
2) I cannot knit. This was a KNIT pattern. I cannot knit AT ALL.

This didn’t stop me. I thought I’d jab yarn with knitting needles and an alpaca would come out. (It didn’t.) I tried to convert the pattern from knit into Tunisian crochet. I know Tunisian crochet. Well, I’ve done Tunisian crochet – ONCE. No alpaca. I tried to use standard crochet to make an alpaca, using her pattern as a guideline. I made a few amorphous blobs and something that resembled a duck’s head. The designer, on seeing my photos, allowed me to ungracefully bow out of the test.  (Grade “F”.)

Not an alpaca

My friend (and roommate) is a huge Star Wars buff. She asked me to crochet her a Yoda, and I made a green blob that vaguely resembled Yoda. For her birthday, I thought I’d make Princess Leia. Maybe it was Princess Leia after falling into that garbage compressor. I know Princess Leia isn’t a Jedi and doesn’t have a light saber, but I gave her one as a “clue” on what she might be.  Maybe Luke Skywalker dropped his saber and she retrieved it for him.

Yoda, perhaps he is

princess

A rather disheveled Princess Leia

Another “yarn swapper” on Ravelry.com collects anything “sheepie”. I crocheted a little sheep-shaped sachet for her swap package. She expressed thanks for her package, including “the cat toy”. Cat toy? What cat toy? I explained it was a sachet, not a cat toy. She said she’d assumed it was a cat toy, since it was a mouse. It’s not a mouse, it’s a sheep. Well, it was supposed to be a sheep.

Supposed to be a sheep...

I’ve collected a few books on crocheting toys. I look at the patterns and optimistically hope someday I’ll figure out this three dimensional crochet. In the meantime, I’ll focus on blankets, accessories, and garments… or maybe garments for toys.

Submitted for publication in the Greeley Citizen

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  1. on August 4, 2011 at 4:26 am Teresa Mandell

    Awww, I thought the Yoda was very cute! And the sheep was the best looking sheep in mouse clothing I’ve ever seen! 😉


    • on August 6, 2011 at 1:56 pm Lynette

      Thanks Terry…. I already have an “order” for Star Wars toys from a coworker. *sigh*


  2. on August 6, 2011 at 9:43 am Lily Razz

    Must say I’m jealous about your creations on Ravelry, and there are so many! Your pinguin is very cute and your sheep is adorable, especially with that story! 🙂

    I’m not a toy expert ~ lately they’re a bit too fiddly for me ~ but what helped me alot with practicing for amigurumi/toys is this pattern (had to make a few!) :

    Click to access ideal-sphere2.pdf

    And my first toy project was a bunny:
    http://www.ravelry.com/projects/Lily-Razz/love-bunnies

    Maybe you can try these?

    Happy crafting! x Lily


    • on August 6, 2011 at 1:55 pm Lynette

      Lily – you’re too kind… and your bunnies are precious!


  3. on August 13, 2011 at 1:23 pm Trina

    This post is so you Lynette. I was LOL several times throughout it. Your picture captions are classic, and I love your Yoda! Thanks for sharing your perils of toy crocheting. 🙂


    • on August 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm Lynette

      Aw, thanks Trina!


  4. on August 13, 2013 at 12:55 pm Fugly custom yarn dolls | Life of the Lintee Bean, f.k.a. Crazy Cat Lady Blogging

    […] I’ve never enjoyed making amigurimi (aka softees, aka toys) – nor have I ever been good at them.  But, situations seem to arise when people know you can make things out of yarn and request toys of some sort.  I guess it started with the phallic lip balm cozies… and then donuts for a work gag… then toys for friends. […]



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